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12/26/11 12:00AM
Happy Holidays and Belated Holidays. Thought we’d give Will’s drawing hand a day off as a Christmas present. See you Wednesday!
Love,
Jesse and Will
12/21/11 3:57AM
Mo’s not going to give up that easy.
Seem familiar? It ought to; it’s just like a past effort. I hope y’all like terrible (read: awesome) penis names because, as the title indicates, this is our new running joke, and we’re going to ride it as long as we can. Yeah. We think about dicks a lot.
Also, if your precious parts are still unnamed, feel free to steal this. My particular package’s pseudonyms are already well documented. Or we’ll award a few Nipples Points to other clever shampoo-related peen-names in the comments.
-Jesse
Oh man, I love terrible penis jokes. Can’t wait.
I think I have a load of them.
Johnson & Johnson No more tears – 2 in 1 formula. Though like most dual-penetrating combinations I’ve seen, “no more tears” may be a tag line that’s hard to swallow.
Herbal Essences – for earthy types, nothing says squeeze me into your hand like an all natural, organic cleanser. Comes in Berry Blast. 4 more years for the Big -O.
Pantene – Anagram for “Tan Peen”; flavored for the non-whites and Lisa Lampanelli.
And while I haven’t had the time to fully piece together references for the brand makers themselves, clearly Unilever and Proctor and Gamble are well positioned for a penis name and a gay-sex game respectively.
The “Dual-Penetrating” action alone would have earned you the points.
Not to toot my own horn, but I’m proud of that list and also of tooting my horn.