An above average number of readers expressed that they had no idea what was going on in Sunday’s comic. Ignoring the onslaught of passing quips, did everyone try saying that name at the end? It’s in there, I promise (that’s what he said). Our slogan ought to be “Up to my Nipples – Best Read Aloud.” Sigh. This time things are more sexual and straightforward, so I expect fewer complaints. Unless you hate penises, in which case, god save your soul.
Any self-respecting man knows that a funny and original dickname is vital. Go too formal by using official medical terms and you’re uptight. Go common or informal and you risk being overtly sexual and inappropriate. A perfect peen-name enables you in one fell swoop to peacock your sense of humor and have her on a first name basis with your junk.
Thanks go to my dear friends Wes and Mamaburrd; I’ve used their dicknames in this strip. To all the ladies reading out there, Mamaburrrd is a quarter black, and every ounce of that black resides in The Firm. At least that’s what I hear. Use that information in good health.
It’s really incredible how many Tom Cruise movies recall the phallus. Born on the Fourth of July, in particular, resonates with me as I was circumcised by an errant firework. Rock of Ages.
Will’s mother sent us an incredible email in response to a few of his blog posts, parts of which I feel comedically obligated to share with y’all:
“…If he ever says a character reminds him of his MOTHER then she better be good looking and NOT in the porn industry (and she better not be too old either….)
I would also like to verify that indeed I did find penis drawings in Will’s room when I cleaned it out after he left for college. I simply shook my head and sighed. This must be a boy thing as no penis drawings were found in his sister’s room when she left for college.”