Woo! 100! Upwards and onwards to 101.
If I remember correctly, Mr. Tommy Kim helped write this joke WAY back when I was inventing Santa Claus one-liners. He imagined a situation with elves and Tommy-guns (baddumtish). I had bigger and better things in mind.
And to top off with some back-patting, in case you couldn’t guess, I’m pretty happy with that title. I grant y’all permission to start using “schlongevity” to describe your imaginary sexual stamina.