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3/9/16 5:43AM
Do you think the systems that respond to driver evaluations even have a way to input an adequate performance review? I imagine a world where end of year assessments rely on comparison of received scathing reviews and f-yous (which is a solid album title) to a Poisson distribution. Really, it’s best practice for a seasoned trucker to season his “How’s My Driving?” bumper sticker with a dusting of dirt and mud.
While infrequent, I’ve received enough puzzling honks and unexpected bird flippings that I’d consider adopting such a system. If I scrawled my own number to a bumper sticker affixed to my vehicle, should I expect more conversations with raving lunatics or curious drivers-by?
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Last week’s comic inspired the lovely Blaze.
Coming home from a basketball game Friday night, I walked in on her finishing the first episode of The Flash.
Coming home from an ultimate game Sunday afternoon, I walked in on her finishing the sixteenth episode of The Flash.
I’m not even mad. That’s amazing.
How’s my blogging?,
Jesse
You’re suffering from the opposite of logorrhea.
You’re suffering from an outbreak of gross portmanteaux.