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7/13/11 3:00AM
Mo: You saw I was black when I walked in this door. Why’d you even have me fill this out?
Receptionist: I knew you were black, yes. What I didn’t know is that you have Hepatitis C.
For the sake of comic pacing, we had to break normal sperm bank protocol to have Mo walk in and deposit that day. Speaking of protocol, in all my research for the writing of these scripts I could never find what the most common receptacle for said depositing is. I’m confident it’s not a coffee cup, and it seems equally unlikely that it’s a test tube. Unless that test tube is particularly wide, amply lubricated, and actually just a fleshlight. More like a testes tube, amirite!?
For the funniest legal battle involving assiduously deposited sperm, check this out. It’s This American Life, so it’s sure to be good.
-Jesse
I think you guys are underestimating the value of a free empty disposable coffee cup. Someone clearly isn’t familiar with the concept of the free refill.
Isn’t Mo providing a free refill?
Stay out of my stores Mr. Jesse!
Dale’s deli, huh?
Check out In-deli-ble. Should clear that issue up.