Profiles in Profiling
[[Silhouettes of the back of our characters heads in movie theater]]
Mo: I can't believe they took my candy.
Stan: I think you were racially profiled.
[[Stan holding up one of his hands with 2-liter bottle still in silhouettes.]]
Mo: How do you know?
Stan: I was able to sneak in this Dr. Pepper
Stan: And an entire pepperoni pizza.
[[Stan holding pizza and bottle on lap.]]
Stan: And this La-Z-Boy recliner.
[[Profile view. Stan leaning back in recliner.]]
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10/26/11 3:00AM
If I had the artistic tools or talent to draw a bonus panel of Smoodge reclining onto an unsuspecting viewer, I would. Know that I tried, and failed.
Does anyone actually care if you bring outside food into a movie theater? Is it even disallowed? I go through all the trouble of sneaking it in pockets, my underwear, my hood, wherever, but maybe I could just be carrying it out in the open. Would it lose its fun?
The nipples points answers from last time were Johnny Tremain, The Sandlot 2, and a movie that Will is too much of an imp to tell me the name of. Another difficult Nipples Points opportunity lies ahead of you: name the movie they’re watching, and you’ll be rewarded.
-Jesse
Up To My Nipples by William Moore and Jesse Simons is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License
I sneak in skittles in condoms in my rectum.
Damn, that’s a lot of spam! Did you leave it on there so your site looks popular?
Anyway, sneaking Coors light into the opening of Inception was one of my more awesome ideas. So, I concur.
I love spam, spammy, spam, spam.
Dr Pepper and a pepperoni pizza … I think I love you!