This is just to say: Burn!
Another super high brow joke. Or rather, a joke that requires far too much trivial knowledge to understand. Will’s an English major for heaven’s sake, and six months ago, he wouldn’t have understood a lick of this. Though, he absolutely would have gotten a kick out of the name William Carlos Williams. Hopefully, at least the well-versed enjoy this.
Oh, and happy birthday, Dad. I know you’ve never been to this site, but you’re officially old now, and the internet ought to have some note of that.