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4/29/15 3:42PM
This precipitated from a genuine self-evaluation given by the lovely Blaze’s employer. Blaze, while great at many a thing, is godawful at accurate (or positive) self-assessment. I proposed that hers and every such evaluation include perforce a question like our last. Then I realized its paradoxical nature.
I approached Will hoping the paradox could stand on its own two comedic legs, but those legs rendered a bunch of other comedic legs until we had a centipede of assessment lambasting. We dissected the juiciest segments, sewed them back together, and sent a comedic dodecapede (or so) back your way.
If anyone would care to use our creation at their place of employment, I’m sure we could throw together a version without responses. I’d rate its utility right around that of any self-respecting self-assessment.
Nipples Out,
Jesse
Select the statement that best describes you:
As an employee…
- I embody the culture and values of this organization
- I embody the culture and values of a competing organization
- I embody the culture but not the values of this organization
- I embody both culture and values, but it is unclear if they are from anything at all.
- I embody neither culture, nor values.
- I do not have a body.
Rank the following in order of preference:
- Sticky tape, but one that was put on a dusty surface and now rendered less sticky
- Staples without a stapler (or hammer)
- Second wedding day rain, after being once divorced, and also being one who believes in omens
- God and Robin (of Batman)
- The letter 12
- The game of chess, but without the ability to castle or en passant, but every other pawn is a queen, and you also have 2 kings, but also no Knights. Optionally consider that every 3 minutes you select an opponents playing piece which will die