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Anti-Choice comic
Smug Politician: Sorry little lady, in this state, we value the sanctity of life. That fetus deserves all the protection and privileges of any red-blooded American. Pregnant Woman: In that case... [[In courtroom]] [[Bailiff holding microphone to women's belly.]] Judge: You have been charged with grand larceny, unlawful tresspass, and fifteen counts of assault. How does the defendant plead? [[Lawyer talking to judge.]] Lawyer: My client clearly lacks the necessary mental faculties. I motion to move him, at first available convenience, to Blue Acres Asylum for further evaluation. [[Nurse bending over yelling at straightjacketed stomach in padded room.]] Nurse: Take. The. Pills. Nurse: Damnit! Nurse: Doctor, the patient is unresponsive and refuses all medication. Doctor: It appears we have no choice but to introduce a more aggressive treatment. [[Male attendant in all white, applying shock therapy to the hump.]] [[Two guys talking.]] Guy 1: And that's we can't outlaw abortion.
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3/6/13 2:25PM

You know, Anti-Choice. As opposed to Pro-Death. Will’s a firm believer that this alternate nomenclature would do much in the push for moderate opinions. I, too, like the names better, but only because I’m both anti-choice and pro-death in a more general setting.

A consulting credit for judge-like behaviors and other good ideas we didn’t use because Will’s lazy goes to Alex Friedman, who also, turns out, is an authority on kitsch and electronic cigarettes.

Nipples Out,
Jesse