T & A & R & D

CEO: We're going green. It's time we start using natural air bags. Scientist: [[off panel]] Natural air bags? CEO: Boobs. Scientist: [[off panel]] Boobs? CEO: Boobs. Scientist: Every experiment in the past 30 years supports the use of gaseous deceleration to safely distribute impact forces. Scientist: Not to mention breasts aren't something we can simply attach to the inside of a car. CEO: Enough with your science mumbo-jumbo. Stop talking and start testing. Scientist: But the funding. CEO: I'm the CEO, let [[bold]]me[[bold]] worry about the funding [[CEO with big grin, tie flagging in wind, on test track, flying towards a woman's chest, crash test dummy in back]]