Hearing people saying “I’ll love you no matter what,” really gets my panties in a bunch. They think it to be romantic, but it can only be interpreted to mean one of two things:
So next time your lover whispers it sweetly into your ear, dump them on the spot. That’ll learn ‘em.
Credit goes to the wonderful and multi-talented Anna for inspiring this strip. Actually, the so-called inspiration was just her retelling a story about her brother. Badly, at that. I take back that credit and give it to the real Jonah who was obviously an awesome kid.