I’ve systematically disregarded all incriminating evidence to maintain the mindset that girls don’t fart. Accordingly, I have a set of lady-friends who most likely would bet their respective bottom (badtumtish) dollars that my mind conjured this. They would be sorely mistaken. Mr. Will, when not presenting a front of sheer contumacy, seems to agree with many of my philosophies. Or at the very least, finds humor in them.