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[[Talking to little boy]] Mother: If you set your mind to it, you can be anything you want. [[Fighter Pilot]] Pilot: Except a fighter pilot, you're color blind. [[Skinny african runner]] Runner: Except a distance runner, you're flat-footed. [[Nerd]] Nerd: Except a mathematician, your IQ is... limited. [[Gas station attendant]] Attendant: Except a gas station attendant, you're allergic to petroleum. [[Grown up version of the boy pumping gas, red eyes and running nose]] Boy: I showed them.
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6/27/12 6:05AM

“No, you can’t be a dinosaur. I didn’t mean anything anything.”

What better way to honour American Independence Day than a comic celebrating the American Dream? Note the ‘u’ added for bonus irony. And if your hometown, like mine, eschews day-of firework displays in some penny-pinching tactic, remember the internet is always there for you. With videos of people worse off than you.

U! S! A! WOOOOO!

-Jesse