Those very academic pursuits (of one Will) that have so impeded our once regular comic production have exceptionally bore fruit. Fruit replete with seeds of literary mumbo jumbo. I exaggerate. More like an avocado pit punchline of mumbo jumbo. Suffice it to say that unless you’ve studied English, maybe at a graduate level, this joke may not be for you.
I cannot deign to accept any credit for this comic nor can I pretend to understand it. Which probably explains my scathing and slanderous bonus panel. My only hand in the actual comic’s existence played out as follows:
(1) It appeared in my inbox.
(2) I feared it and what it could mean like the dark unknown.
(3) I thought the only surefire way to tame it was to post it here.