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7/31/11 10:21AM
Gotta keep this brief, I’m currently a block over from the concentrated ignorance and blistering sand of the Jersey Shore stealing internet from some suspecting hoteliers. I’d have Will do this dirty work from the comfortable confines of our apartment, but I’ve kept him out of the loop so as to maintain some semblance of utility in this operation.
Oh, and once again, thank you all for reading. Our last comic was the most popular yet, and none of this could happen without all of your support. Excelsior fellow Nipplers!
Happy Birthday Mom,
Jesse
8/1/11 4:21AM
As you’ve no doubt realized, my posts have been conspicuously absent these past few weeks. It’s not that I don’t have things to say (ex: in the comic featuring Harry Truman, I would have loved to mention that, before becoming president, Harry set up shop as a Haberdasher). The truth is that I’ve been hard at work on another project. Superficially it’s for a class I’m taking, but really it’s for Up to My Nipples (but really really, it’s for my class). It should be finished by next Sunday at which point you’ll be provided a Youtube link or something. And don’t worry, it won’t replace our usual content.
- Will
misspelling in blog post! i caught it! now you’re going to have to borrow someone’s sandy/sweaty phone!
Damn it. I had made it through all of the trickier sentences error free.
Happy Birthday, Jesse’s Mom!
I would make that trade! That cow looks shifty at best and mentally deficient at worst.
I take that back – there’s nothing to lose in eating a shifty and/or mentally deficient cow.
Someone likes correcting me, but I stand by my statement about trading for beans. Now if there was a WHOLE mentally deficient cow, I may reconsider. Also, I’m not a fan of the hyphen, especially when a semicolon or other punctuation would suit the statement. If you are going to pretend to be me, then do the research. Honestly, that is just lazy.
So I assume that the half-cow is actually the front half of a cow costume? And that its inhabitant is none other than the Jack’s otherwise unaccounted for and now demonstrably insane father who, in his demented stupor, is unable to provide the sort of male authority figure who could have protected the family from the the all too predictable consequences of his wife’s inferior, feminine logic?
That is some seriously anachronistic misogyny. It’s beneath you and I for one won’t stand for it.
I can’t believe I didn’t notice the “magical negro” archetype the first time around. Anachrony abounds!
That guy is Indian. I would know.
The most impressive thing about this comic is the cobweb.
Beans! Magic beans! Magic beans! Magic magic magic beans! Magic beans! Magic beans! Magic magic magic beans! Magic beans! Magic magic magic beans! Magic beans! Magic beans! Magic magic magic magic magic beans!