Fortunately for me, imbalances in relationships go this way more often than the other. In my case, for vastly different reasons. And anyone like Danny DeVito who’s made a career of being a horrible midget creature is probably grateful for the same thing. Though he could have snagged Rhea Perlman without any bonus powers. Shudder.
Due to increased hits, we’ve become google’s internet authority on odd “nipple” searches. My favorites this week:
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