I’d apologize for the tardiness of this post, but instead I’ll use it as a teaching opportunity. Don’t waste your time refreshing our page, waiting eagerly for the new comic. Instead, scroll to the top right and click one of those handy blue buttons; those RSS and facebook feeds both will let you know when we release. I recommend RSS, but you’re free to go on being a Luddite if you’d prefer.
Upon Will’s attempt at writing a bad joke, I turned the first panel into a slightly better one. Keyword: slightly. The whole John Wilkes Moose phase was a strange one, and it produced many ugly fruit. Including that uggo in the last panel, who will earn you a couple of nipples points for identifying.