Occupy Mile High
[[View from outside airplane bathroom. Stewardess knocking on door.]]
[[Knock Knock]]
Voice: Occupied.
Stewardess: Sir, you've been in there for over an hour.
Voice: You can't rush art.
[[Mo looking over seat.]]
Mo: Where's Smoodge?
Mo: I'm taking his seat.
Humphry: I don't know.
Humphry: Went to the bathroom mumbling something about leg room.
[[View from in the bathroom.]]
[[Cushioned seat. Legs up on toilet. Reading. Candelabra.]]
1/1/12 5:27AM
Happy New Year! We’re all celebrating because we assume that 2012 will bring the end to all of our problems, right? And today is how our ancestors arbitrarily decided to define our calendar. I can get behind that.
Not the first time, Smoodge’s been picky about his seating arrangements.
Reddit‘s been a great boon to us recently. If you don’t use it, you should. And if you do, you should upvote our stuff. 2012 and nipples go together like…2011 and nipples, except with more nipples.
Auld lang syne,
Jesse
Up To My Nipples by William Moore and Jesse Simons is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License
You guys are fools to think that sitting in an airplane bathroom is more pleasant than an airplane seat. Unless, maybe, you’re sitting next to the obese guy.