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3/14/12 3:00PM
I argued until I was blue in the face, but Will refused to put a skinny redneck beside the woman. I would have settled for an awesome black guy. No dice. Will, I’m beginning to question your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
In the specious facts department: “People who appear on the Springer show occasionally get free dental work. Jerry IS a licensed Dentist, and occasionally, just to keep his hand in and his skills honed, he will do free dental work on his guests.”
Because you’re going to do it yourself anyway, here.
-Jesse
As the race police here, I realize that you are in a delicate conundrum. If you had put a Black man there, I would have called you out for being racist and perpetuating a stereotype. Since you didn’t put a black man there, I will call you out for not considering black men in this comic, thus making you racist. Your best bet was to put a male of ambiguous race next to the obese woman, or make the host an ethnic minority… oh well… racist.
So what you’re saying is “Black people: you can’t win with them, and you can’t win without them.”
true story