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11/6/11 6:00AM
Take 2: Bonus Panel!!!
Jebediah and his Amish brethren really ought to start raking in the whisker titles with their societal upper hand. If it doesn’t violate their religious ideals, it can’t be long before they realize their true callings.
As denizens of the internet, you’re surely stumbled upon pictures of real competitions. Some of these men can grow such mighty whiskers that one hesitates before labeling this satire.
-Jesse
11/6/11 6:05AM
Hmm, maybe the title’s not as clear as I wanted it to be. Sound it out.
-Jesse
Really? A pun… So low…
A friend of mine was looking through all the old documents and records in Fleming and found that No-shave-ember was once taken very seriously. At the end of the competition, facial hair was shaved and weighed. There are comprehensive logs of the masses of facial hair.
I still don’t get “Chops,whee”
Chop Suey is a classic Chinese dish.