6/05/11 2:27 AM
My tenure as bully informed me that kicking in the stall door is never the proper assault. You’re bursting into the unknown mere feet from your enemy. For all you know, you’re entering a most literal shit storm. The educated bully’s tactic is one of projectile. Wet paper towels can be launched accurately from all angles at the sitting duck, and the shroud of stall along with your unpredictable movements create a force near unassailable. Environmentalists may extol the economic and ecological virtues of air dryers until they’re blue in the face, but you and I know damn well that those reasons had nothing to do with the transition. A nerd can only take so many sopping wads to the face before enough is enough.