Zero nipples points for knowing who we’re imitating here. In fact, if I find out you didn’t know, negative points. This is only part one of a three part tale, so if you feel unsatisfied with the taste we’re offering today, you’ll have to wait a few more days to sate that hunger. Anyway, I’m prouder of this series than anything else we’ve put out. I hope you guys like it too.
By the way, this is the only time I’ll ever be glad that English doesn’t have an acceptable third person singular genderless pronoun.