Alex (1/3)

Alex (1/3) comic
[[Alex outside her house]] The trouble for Alex Von Seahorse Von Phee Was choosing which where was the where he should pee. For he was a she, you see. A very odd thing for a he to be. [[Being inspected by doctor]] "Was this part the extra?" "Was that what he's lacking?" "What are all these, thats, and those?" they kept asking. [[Alex singing, snacking and spin-dangle stacking]] When singing or snacking or spin-dangle stacking, It never much mattered what thing she was packing.

6/1/11 10:13AM

Zero nipples points for knowing who we’re imitating here. In fact, if I find out you didn’t know, negative points. This is only part one of a three part tale, so if you feel unsatisfied with the taste we’re offering today, you’ll have to wait a few more days to sate that hunger. Anyway, I’m prouder of this series than anything else we’ve put out. I hope you guys like it too.

By the way, this is the only time I’ll ever be glad that English doesn’t have an acceptable third person singular genderless pronoun.