A Very Nipples Christmas Part 3

Narrator: Over time, Robin Hood developed a knack for knowing exactly what children wanted, and more importantly, exactly where to get it. Narrator: 1565 Store Owner: Some band of miscreants have purloined our entire stock of hoop-and-sticks. Off-panel: What ever will the children trundle? Narrator: 1958 [[Same positioning of everything, including pose of shop keeper, except sterile 1950's look]] Store Owner: A gang of doggone rascals has pinched all our hula-hoops. Off-panel: What now? Off-panel: I'll not have my child gyrating outside the numinous confines of a hoop! [[Panel split in 3]] [[News Reporter holding notes in two hands, little box in top right with picture of appropriate toy. News reporter has a different hat or tie or something in each panel, but otherwise is exactly the same.]] Narrator: 1983 News Reporter: Retailers face customer outrage as stores across the county report empty shelves of My Little Ponies. Narrator: 1984 News Reporter: ...Care Bears. Narrator: 1985 News Reporter: ...Cabbage Patch Kids. Narrator: 1998 [[Manager holding back the door, talking to a clearly frightened Steve]] store manager: Can't hold 'em back much longer. Goddamnit, soldier, where the hell are the Furbies? Steve: Sir, they're gone. Vanished, just like the tamagotchis last year. You don't think... Manager [[interrupting]]: You know damn well it wasn't the Tamagotchi Bandit. Manager: It couldn't have been. Manager: His M.O. was tamagotchis.