Sex with sheep is baaaahd.
Boy: Armoire! Ha, more like arm-less.
Feel free to hate me for either one of those.
Wardrobean sounds like some bellicose horde of warriors, no? Desert based, I’d say. With camels and awesome earflaps on their headgear and spears and goggles.
I know what you’re thinking: “A Monday comic, what gives?” Well, tis the season. In case you forgot why that young boy might be fighting an armoire and wearing a boot on his head, reread the previous comic. This is more cutesy than we normally do, but c’mon, I dare you to tell me that last panel’s not adorable.
Clearly little John is not a proponent of Hobbesian thought. Most adults have their evil sides, but the children I know are masters of violence, selfishness, and carnal pleasure. Robin Hood should be stealing their stuff and giving it to us. I could totally go for a Speak & Spell right about now.