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1/1/12 5:27AM
Happy New Year! We’re all celebrating because we assume that 2012 will bring the end to all of our problems, right? And today is how our ancestors arbitrarily decided to define our calendar. I can get behind that.
Not the first time, Smoodge’s been picky about his seating arrangements.
Reddit‘s been a great boon to us recently. If you don’t use it, you should. And if you do, you should upvote our stuff. 2012 and nipples go together like…2011 and nipples, except with more nipples.
Auld lang syne,
Jesse
You guys are fools to think that sitting in an airplane bathroom is more pleasant than an airplane seat. Unless, maybe, you’re sitting next to the obese guy.