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The Power of Cheese 1 and 2


The Power of Cheese 1 and 2 comic
[[On hilly countryside]] Voice: How would you like to race down a steep hill at break-neck speed among a throng of tumbling bodies? Man: I wouldn't. Voice: How would you like to race down a steep hill at break-neck speed among a throng of tumbling bodies chasing a wheel of cheese? Man: You had me at cheese. [[Wheel of cheese, man upside down on hill giving the thumbs up, cheese flying by]] Banner: Ahh, The Power of Cheese. [[Looking at fridge open door, see body sticking out from side, holding handle]] M3: God damn it, Randall, I told you to clean this fridge 6 months ago. What the hell is this?. M3: It's almost entirely green. But there's purple on the bottom. And random splotches of red. M3: You know what, this is magnificent. Son, I forgive you. [[Close up of disgusting mold ball with colors on plate with knife] Banner: Behold The Power of Cheese.
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1/19/11 1:45AM

Welcome to Cheese Week at Up to my Nipples where we celebrate the latent powers of our favorite dairy foodstuff. Don’t understand those first two panels? Then you’ve clearly not been exposed to the dangerous sport of competitive cheese rolling. The commercials we’re emulating are a bit old, so you might need this here refresher course.

I admit, dairy farmers don’t need to be touting the extraordinary ability of cheese to gather mold, but that first commercial of ours is a bona fide winner. You hear that ad execs?! We’re ready to sell out.

-Jesse