1/21/11 8:16AM

A bonus power of cheese and the last we’ll be discussing for a while. This one’s a shoutout to all the lactose intolerants out there. In your situation, I wouldn’t be long for this world.

Who, you ask, is this organization that could afford to release prime-time commercials for cheese? They call themselves the American Dairy Association, but I find it hard to believe that cheese farmers country-wide have agreed on the proper public image for their product. I imagine something more nefarious: a cut throat, king-of-the-hill scenario in which only the mightiest curd-herders get a say.

-Jesse

1/21/11 8:38AM

Nipples-points for anyone who can correctly guess the kind of cheese I’m thinking of right now. Only one guess per person. I advise you all take nipples-points seriously, we are. Jesse is keeping track and the future holds a leader board and prizes.

-Will

1/21/11 8:53AM

I might have spoken too harshly of the ADA in my previous post. Any organization that produces this is okay by my book.

-Jesse

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