Welcome to Cheese Week at Up to my Nipples where we celebrate the latent powers of our favorite dairy foodstuff. Don’t understand those first two panels? Then you’ve clearly not been exposed to the dangerous sport of competitive cheese rolling. The commercials we’re emulating are a bit old, so you might need this here refresher course.
I admit, dairy farmers don’t need to be touting the extraordinary ability of cheese to gather mold, but that first commercial of ours is a bona fide winner. You hear that ad execs?! We’re ready to sell out.