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3/27/11 7:39AM
San Fernando Valley bigwigs struggled to find a worthy spoof title for The Dragoons of Santa Ana. Most likely more work than they put into the shoddy dialogue. Then again, the quality is practically indiscernible from the original. Explosions and boobs let screenwriters get away with murder.
Should I have appended a NSFW tag to the title? Are there enough of you reading at work to necessitate it? If so, is this even risque enough to require it? Can this paragraph consist solely of questions? No.
I want to believe that Smoodge and Mo approved this movie because they’re completionists and not because they’re into creepy group viewing of pornography. On the other hand, Humphry’s there for the boobs and couldn’t care less who’s with him.
-Jesse