I. Drink. Your. Milkshake. I drink it up.
Television has made a strong case that when pressed to answer simple and sexually undertoned inquiries on the spot, it’s not just kids who say the darndest things. Public-speaking mortification and similar phobias distill to people not wanting to make fools of themselves. But you know as well as I, humanity has fools in spades. And as a converse to our phobias, watching fools exposed is music to our (f)ears. Primed for television exploitation.
That was my longwinded way of saying I’ve been watching a lot of youtube clips of Family Feud. And watching youtube clips of Family Feud is totally a justifiable thing to do. Totally.