Our normal buffered queue of upcoming comics moved aside as we had to rush to write and draw this before it was ancient news. Even still, webcomics like The Oatmeal already had time to put out a damn graphic novel to say much of the same thing. Apparently the secret to hundreds of thousands of fans is dragging out the joke as long as possible. WHO KNEW!?
If Bed, Bath, and Beyond weren’t such an easy target, we would have gone with Dunkin Donuts for a more suitable comparison. Those guys should have split their FAKE business: donuts, from their REAL business: coffee and cheap egg sandwiches, years ago. Though having a donut-less Dunkin’ Donuts may be a one-way ticket to false advertising hell.