As a denizen of the internet, there’s no question you’re an expert on cats, so I know you know that’s not how a proper cat would wait for a mouse, but instead how it might stretch. Adorably. Before attacking your face. Or a laser pointer dot. Or just being grumpy. Or whatever else cats on the web are doing these days. What’s important is that I know the cat shouldn’t be doing that, so if you plan to complain, at least make fun of me for something else while you’re at it.