Humphry’d be livid if anyone did this to him. No worries, he views hypocrisy as an asset. Plus, he’ll never have the drive to be the first one anywhere.
In the category of shout outs, credit must go to the late great Jon Moon whose “minutes” quote I stole flagrantly to spruce up the dialog. Also, a firm fuck you to Wes who’s given me this very song and dance more times than I can count.
In “Hooray Nipples!” news, we’re regularly being featured Tuesdays and Fridays in a particularly appropriate newspaper, so if you happen to read said paper, go check us out. It’ll be stuff you’ve seen before, but now in extra-vibrant black-and-white! Woo!