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The Monocle


The Monocle comic
The Monocle comic
The Monocle comic
[[Dapper man from previous comic still walking away]] Cop: That was the sort of guy I'd expect to wear a monocle. Humphry: And in any lesser comic, he would have. Cop: Monocles, aren't those the sort of stupid things you'd usually get angry about? Humphry: [[fist raised in anger]] Did our ancestors not realize we saw out of both eyes, and that squeezing a fragile piece of glass mere millimeters from our eyeball is a horrible idea. Stanislav [["History is Fun" booth]]: What's even worse is that the monocle was invented nearly 500 years after glasses. People just thought it looked cool. Stanislav: Oh my god! Stanislav: I'm going to be a millionaire. [[Outside a Gap store, "The Pant" ads on sides, people at line buying pant, which is a single legged bottom with a suspender. Man with pant celebrating in front of store.]]
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11/24/10 12:04AM

UPDATE: Don’t miss the scroll bar on panel 3!

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Comic #4 and we’re already breaking the fourth wall. It was inevitable that we’d do it eventually; why not get it out of the way early. That third panel is way too wide, isn’t it? No more of those. At least not unless entirely necessary. Since we have no interest in drawing out this booth business to Family Guy levels, I can’t imagine this restriction will be a problem.

Unless Will vetoes me, we’re going to try and post two comics again this week. We’ve got to build up our content somehow, so stop by on Sunday for an extra installment.

-Jesse

 

11/25/10 5:34AM

While it’s true that nothing would complete your haute couture wardrobe like the pant, for now we ask you to try to enjoy your Thanksgiving and subsequent Black Friday without the option of our one-legged wonder on the shelves. I hope you can understand.

-Jesse