Bully Math

[[Drunk Humphry next to woman at bar. Her back turned.]] Humphry: What's shakin', toots? Humphry: Caught you starin' from across the bar. [[Woman turned, Humphry's finger up to her mouth in "quiet" sign.]] [[Jabbar enter stage left.]] Girl: That's because [[interrupted]] Humphry: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [[trailing off]] Humphry: Don't ruin the moment. [[Jabbar and his Stubby Korean sidekick up in their faces. Jabbar's hand on Humphry's chest.]] Jabbar: Step away from the hottie. Humphry: Huh? Jabbar: She's out of your league, little man. Humphry: Quit your chattering and leave us be. Jabbar: Whatcha say to me!? Humphry: I said "can it", Korean Abdul-Jabbar. [[Sidekick making fists.]] Jabbar: Listen clown, I will beat you within an inch of your life. Sidekick: And I'll beat you another foot. Jabbar: You'll be eleven inches dead.

5/15/11 2:37AM

‘Stead of ramblin on about today’s strip, Ima just redirect you to our updated About page. More specifically, our brand spankin new contract. If you can wade through the legalese, I promise, you’ll find it’s no run-of-the-mill agreement. And if you can’t, the long and short of it is this: if enough of you, your friends, and your friends’ friends start checking us out, you will indirectly force me to ruin my entire wardrobe. In a horrible manner.

Okay, I lied, I have to do a tiny bit of rambling. We wanted to come up with a pun of equal or greater value for Lew Alcindor, but we failed. Either we didn’t have the patience or the smarts for it. Nipples points to anyone who can do it for us.

-Jesse

5/17/11 2:06AM

No, of course we wouldn’t change the wording of a comic after releasing it! How dare you accuse us of such amateurish behavior.

-Jesse

(CANCEL)