For the Sunday special, we decided to let our scrollbar help with the comedic timing. We’ve had this written for a while now, and Wednesday’s depiction of Smoodge’s sexual prowess made today an ideal time to release it. Some of you guys have already seen a primitive version that we hid in a secret directory, but hey, we only claim to post on Wednesdays and Somedays. Any complainers should count their lucky stars that come Sunday we don’t just put up pictures of our poop. Primarily because the internet regrettably has far too many outlets for that already.
Considering Smoodge is a male hippopotamus, I’m a tad disturbed by him donning those heels.
Is that really the only thing that disturbs you here?