The Junk in the Trunk

The Junk in the Trunk comic
[[Stan and Mo sitting on couch, fist bump, female hippo walking out the door, ass still visible]] Mo: Check out that badunkadunk! Humphry: Disgusting. Both of you. Disgusting. Stan: I wouldn't expect you to approve of such a fine lady specimen. Humphry: Your alleged lady specimen is mustachioed. Stan: And what of the junk in her trunk? Humphry: She's got junk in her trunk, all right. Humphry: And that junk is leeches. Stan: Wait, wait, what are you talking about? Humphry: Placobdelloides jaegerskioeldi. Those badboys live exclusively in the poop chutes of wild hippos. You'd better hope she wasn't contagious. [[Stan with a computer]] Stan: I don't believe you; it's not on Wikipedia. Humphry: Why check Wikipedia when you could just check your ass?

1/26/11 5:54AM

I’ve learned a few things in my time on this planet, one of which is that bumping fists do not produce a “Nipples!” What in tarnation is going on there, Will? Also on the topic of art, at this rate our characters will have had 50 different barren living room set-ups before we settle on one.

Don’t bother looking on Wikipedia – or do – but you won’t find it. It IS googlable though, so we’re not just making this stuff up. Speaking of which, Humphry knows some trivia, but the latin name of an obscure leech would not typically make the cut. Thing is, he did his research before moving in with a hippo, if for no other reason than to one day hold it over Smoodge’s head. Mark this under “well worth the wait.”

Indeed, that apron is Humphry’s Christmas gift from Santa. But from where did we so egregiously steal that adorable penguin. Yes, folks. Your new opportunity for nipples points is now.



1/26/11 3:18PM

Until Jesse witness’ a hippo and a mime fist bumping, I don’t think he’s in any position to say what sound this event does or does not make. I imagine it sounds something like the word “nipples,” I could be wrong, but it’s as good a guess as any, and a damn better guess than the one Jesse made (nothing). Magical things happen when people and hippopotamus interact. Believe in your dreams.

Even more nipples-points for anyone who can correctly guess what delicious delight Humphry is concocting in this strip.